Silly me. I’m ever so slightly dyslexic, you see. So when I was using a Divination Scroll¹ to identify the “enchanted-looking short sword” that 9.2% of you chose, it seems I fumbled the read.

The “enchanted-looking short sword” was not cursed with Main Character Syndrome. Not necessarily. Instead, it just provides a mild temporary boost to “Main Character Energy”.

There’s an important distinction here.

Main Character “Energy” is something the book I am writing will rekindle and restore within you. But it will be tempered with oh-so-many supple sensibilities to ensure it doesn’t warp into Main Character Syndrome.

Thanks to all who responded to the last epistle. This new email address is warming up quite nicely.

In this popup museletter, we shall review the results of the survey. Then I’ll share a hint about the book’s working title.

🗡️ 9% chose the enchanted-looking short sword

I’m writing a book to help you ▦▦▦▦ ▦▦▦▦ ▦▦▦▦▦, and ▦▦▦▦ ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦! ˑ . 𖥔 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁

Ahem, okay so: ha. My onboarding to this secret pop-up museletter series was not as smooth as I would like. Not at all.

Yet, here we are! Thank you to the many who wrote in to let me know that the confirmation email didn’t happen. My automation spell also didn’t work, so I had to fire off the welcome email manually.